September 15, 2006

For all those who care to continue reading this odd little entry into the true depths of my twisted conciousness... I have rewritten a couple of childhood favorite songs: The Itsy Bitsy Spider, and I'm A Little Tea Pot.

Wrote this years ago cause I was bored and it just popped into my head.

The itsy bitsy spider,
Went galloping down the road.
The horse threw him off,
And pulled up to the grass.
Along came a toad,
And kicked him in the ass.

Wrote this some years ago when I was watching WCW every Monday night. It was inspired by Scott Steiner when he went so far off the deep end with his steroid usage that he looked like a genetic freak. I couldn't help it. It seemed to fit him.

I'm a little steroid freak,
Proud and tall.
Look at my muscles,
I have no balls.
When I get all pumped up,
Hear me shout,
Let me loose,
And let my Roid Rage out!

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